spoonbar

Very cuddle-able person that you are attracted to sexually. Spoon bar basically means you would like to spoon the person you talk about

"Woah, what a spoonbar that girl is!" Said Jamie in amazement of the girls body.

spoonbar by Ciaradoherty371 January 18, 2017

spoontard 

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.

We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.

spoontard by spoontard March 21, 2009

Spoonfart 

When you're spooning with your boo and you accidentally pass wind. This usually happens when the partner's knees are tucked up tight to yours and your body is in already in the full bowel movement position. You feign sleep/suppress laughter when they react.

Magnus: I hooked up with this awesome girl last night, but I think I ruined it with a spoonfart.

Spoonfart by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants February 17, 2014

Spoonbank 

1. An insult referring to someone who is a weirdo or a gypsie.
2. The act of doing something weird.

1. "Who's the spoonbank?"
2. "Don't do anything spoonbanky"

Spoonbank by Spoonbank November 23, 2011

spoonbation 

When one vigorously shoves a spoon repeatedly up ones vagina and/or anus

Elizabeth: I totally spoonbated last night

April: you what?
Beth: when you shove a spoon up there and masturbate???

April: oh....
Beth: yeah spoonbation!

spoonbation by Ginacharles0412 February 28, 2018

spoonbait 

A naked or lightly clothed person lying alone in a bed, rolled in a ball.

Someone perfect for spooning.

My cousin stayed over at the weekend, and can I tell you, she is such spoonbait.

spoonbait by SpoonMeDaddy October 19, 2017

spoonbahn 

a kid who steals everyone’s spoons and is pakistan and indian and communist

ur a spoonbahn

spoonbahn by spoonbahn April 18, 2019