spoonbar

Very cuddle-able person that you are attracted to sexually. Spoon bar basically means you would like to spoon the person you talk about

"Woah, what a spoonbar that girl is!" Said Jamie in amazement of the girls body.

by Ciaradoherty371 January 18, 2017

spoontard

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.

We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.

by spoontard March 21, 2009

Spoonfart

When you're spooning with your boo and you accidentally pass wind. This usually happens when the partner's knees are tucked up tight to yours and your body is in already in the full bowel movement position. You feign sleep/suppress laughter when they react.

Magnus: I hooked up with this awesome girl last night, but I think I ruined it with a spoonfart.

by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants February 17, 2014

Spoonbank

1. An insult referring to someone who is a weirdo or a gypsie.
2. The act of doing something weird.

1. "Who's the spoonbank?"
2. "Don't do anything spoonbanky"

by Spoonbank November 23, 2011

spoonbation

When one vigorously shoves a spoon repeatedly up ones vagina and/or anus

Elizabeth: I totally spoonbated last night

April: you what?
Beth: when you shove a spoon up there and masturbate???

April: oh....
Beth: yeah spoonbation!

by Ginacharles0412 February 28, 2018

spoonbait

A naked or lightly clothed person lying alone in a bed, rolled in a ball.

Someone perfect for spooning.

My cousin stayed over at the weekend, and can I tell you, she is such spoonbait.

by SpoonMeDaddy October 19, 2017

spoonbahn

a kid who steals everyone’s spoons and is pakistan and indian and communist

ur a spoonbahn

by spoonbahn April 18, 2019