spoon table 

A spoon table is a table that yo spoon on or fuck a goat on

get that fuckin goat of my damn spoon table

spoon table by Dougmaster fresh July 10, 2006

russian table spoon 

Mixing and a table spoon of a bear fuckers pussy with a shot of vodka.

If you want to be a real gopnik, drink a Russian table spoon.

russian table spoon by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 9, 2019

Alaskan table spoon 

it is a chum fuck with your shipmate in the middle of Aleutians islands, and throwing your partner overboard.

I threw up my scrambled eggs. The next morning after I "Alaskan table spoon" my best mate.

Alaskan table spoon by gunner1467 November 3, 2011

spoonable 

Pertaining to one who is a desired spooning partner.

John Williams considers Annie Ensign eminently spoonable.

spoonable by John Williams December 28, 2004