spoogletts

My boyfriend left spoogletts all up in my vajayjay last night! And didn't even bother taking him home with him left him with me damn that mother fucker!

spoogletts by anonymous November 10, 2025

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spoogetastic

Spoogetastic means that if you Spooge (Blow the Sea serpent) and its a Fantastic Spooge.. You will tell your friends and familty you just Have a Spoogetastic time!

-Hey mum.. I just had a Spoogetastic time!
-Hey guy's i reckon i would have the most spoogetastic time with your Sisters
-Sir Spoogealot and a spoogetastic time

spoogetastic by Talon Farrell October 17, 2007

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spoogletts • spoogetastic • spoogleness

spoogleness

The number someone or a bot adds to the channel limit (shortly) after someone has joined, for flood control purposes.

15:02 * mf spoogles the channel with +2 spoogleness
15:02 -!- mode/#channel (+l 38) by mf

spoogleness by mf March 17, 2005

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Spoogles

A term typically used to describe someone or something extremely unfunny or uninteresting.

Oh, that's a real spoogles moment right there.

Spoogles by bubbter January 18, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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