Top definition
A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".

A total babe magnet.
When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.
by scodder May 23, 2010
Get the mug
Get a spooge meister mug for your coworker Trump.
2
an insult to describe a sleazy individual with no redeeming qualities, likening him to wasted sperm
That spoogemeister would sleep with his own sister to get ahead.
by dfmc July 23, 2009
Get the mug
Get a spoogemeister mug for your fish GΓΌnter.