spooge-face 

a crusty, man juice mask worn overnight by many women.

Tarheel Boy's wife wakes every morning with a crusty spooge-face.

spooge-face by Anonymous April 9, 2003

spooge face 

Indervidual that makes fool of self by saying or doing something stupid or telling an unbeleivable story. Often the idiot of a group who always ends up with shit on their face.

DANIEL: "...And then it EXPOLIDED into a mushroom cloud and i dived clear and saw up this really hot milfs skirt!"

REECE: "No it didnt and no u didnt"

MATT: "yer man your such a spooge face"

spooge face by *tweeked* June 19, 2006

spoodge face 

what your dad call's your mum after his annual blow job...

jim's mum is a total spoodge face

spoodge face by Mookieandnorbert March 30, 2009

Facebook Sponge

A person who has a Facebook account but rarely ever posts anything about themselves, but is constantly tagged in photos, makes comments, likes posts, has tons of wall posts from friends, thus showing they use the site on the regular basis, but simply read others posts to see what is going on in others lives only to say to you face to face "Oh yeah, I saw that on your Facebook"

Shannon: I can't stand Amy. she has a Facebook but never post anything about herself on Facebook, but when I see her she says "Oh yeah I saw that on Facebook"

Mike: Yeah she is a Facebook Sponge

Facebook Sponge by JohnnyFleekins July 27, 2010