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When a guy receives a blowjob while he is watching Spongebob Squarepants.

Guy 1: Yo I heard you got a blowjob from the girl.
Guy 2: Yeah but she sucked at it so I turned on the TV and turned it into a Spongebop.

spongebop by plantsforhire November 23, 2011

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spongebop

the best groupchat on twitter

spongebop is the best groupchat

spongebop by sponge bop May 27, 2021

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SpongeBob

The best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

SpongeBob by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

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spongebob baylypants

When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.

Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!

spongebob baylypants by Stagmen June 26, 2017

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spongecock

I guy who is so narcissistic and misogynistic he can only get himself off through the vigorous use of a fleshlight and a mirror.

Brad hasn't left his room in days, he's such a spongecock lately...we need to get him out to meet some people.

I'm tired of the dating scene, I think I'm just gonna spongecock it again tonight.

F**k those bitches, I'm going spongecock.

spongecock by bestlittlebitchintheworld December 30, 2011

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SpongeBob

A sponge that has a face and is somehow is friends with a squirrel underwater and an starfish that lives under a rock. And has influenced the millenials and gen z. Which is scary because if u say I hate SpongeBob you will be shunned from everyone.

Bob: hey did you watch the latest episode of SpongeBob

Jeff: Heck yah dude!

SpongeBob by You know what I mean December 22, 2020

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spongebob

Why would you not know the definition of Spongebob you dumb ass

Com'ere spongebob!

spongebob by lolololololol12 March 29, 2017

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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