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spongeboob 

1:)An idiot. A boob,but who happens to be a fan of the Spongebob Squarepants show.

2:)The perfect breast. Not too big, not too small, not enhanced, glistening slightly with rivulets of water clinging to the surface and nipple. Sponge-like but brilliant. Like a mix betwixt Milla Jovovich's (Pre Preg) and those of Katy Perry.
Bernard: Yo, Mike, you see Spongeboob?
Mike: What? The cartoon?
Bernard: No, the hottie over there, working in that garage on that Subaru.
Mike: What? Where?
Bernard: The one over there cranking that jack now.
Mike: Where man?
Bernard: Fucking THERE! The one whose just spilled all that fucking Castrol GTX on her overalls. Look, she's the one taking off her over...alls.
Mike: We looking at the same garage?
Bernard: Hmm? She's rubbing it off.
Mike: Ooooh, the girl in the RED cap! I see her now. Hey, that's not Cas...trol...thats...Wigwam..qual...this is sweet. (They high-ten, chest bounce then return to perving.)

Spongeboob 

A yellow Spongeboob that could go in the water but doesn't get wet ;)
I went in water but didn't get wet I guess that why they call me yellow spongeboob
Spongeboob by MlgMinecrafter June 6, 2018

Spongeboob Squaredick 

An insult that would be said to someone to hurt their feelings and scar them for life. Has no definite meaning, but is mostly used to refer someone as a boob and a dick at the same time.
Who needs Spongebob Squarepants when you have Spongeboob Squaredick?

spongeboob.co 

A popular meme page on Instagram and IFunny who’s the chillest person ever.
Person 1: “Hey, do you know Spongeboob?
Person 2: “Who?”
Person 1: “Spongeboob? He’s a very popular meme page on Instagram and IFunny! You can find him on IFunny (Spongeboob), and on Instagram @spongeboob.co. You should follow him, he’s the chillest dude ever and answers everyone’s DM’s.”
Person 2: “Wow, he sounds so awesome! I will follow him right now!”
spongeboob.co by Actual Spongeboob September 29, 2019

SpongeBob 

The best motherfucker there is
If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race
SpongeBob by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

spongebob baylypants 

When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.
Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!
spongebob baylypants by Stagmen June 26, 2017
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