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Sponge bobbed 

When you like someone and you catch feelings for them. Like Sponge Bob catching jelly fish.
You know that new girl sponge bobbed Shane.
Sponge bobbed by O.Deenasty February 12, 2017

Sponge-bobbed 

When a person soaks a sponge in semen and slaps someone in the face with it.
Lastnight my buddy Bob was asleep at my house and i Sponge-bobbed him
Sponge-bobbed by Mellybell1989 January 25, 2021

SpongeBobbed 

The act of shoving a sponge up your girls vagina while having sex.
Gavin: I SpongeBobbed Mary last night!
Mason: Awesome man!

Spongebobbery 

Noun.

Actions or behaviour befitting everyone's favourite cartoon sponge such as blowing bubbles, hollering "I'M READY!", being unreasonably enthusiastic about your job & making up & singing songs on the spot.

Spongebobbery can fall just about anywhere on the spectrum of good & evil.
Example 1:
Person A: Hi, Person B! What are you doing today? I'm going to work four shifts back to back! I can't wait! Today is the best day ever! I'M READY!
Person B: What Spongebobbery is this? Go away!

Example 2:
Person C comes upon Person D blowing bubbles with alarming skill.
Person C: What Spongebobbery is this? Can you give me a bubble blowing lesson?

Spongebobbed 

(Adj.) riddled full of bullet holes
That bitch was talkin' mad shit, so I pulled out my nine and Spongebobbed his ass.
Spongebobbed by el cartio August 13, 2012

SPONGEBOBBEN 

its when u female spiderman a lame ass nigga before he can superman you
my girls and i went out spongebobben on some lame ass niggas last night.
SPONGEBOBBEN by jennibabi January 11, 2008