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stupid IDIOT show for BABIES that only TODDLERS would ENJOY.

i hate SPONGE BOBBER!!!

sponge bobber by smart smella April 18, 2022

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Sponge bobbed

When you like someone and you catch feelings for them. Like Sponge Bob catching jelly fish.

You know that new girl sponge bobbed Shane.

Sponge bobbed by O.Deenasty February 12, 2017

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Spongebobber • Spongebobbed • Spongebobbery • SPONGEBOBBEN • Spongebob hershey kiss • sponge • sponge job • sponge bath • sponge cake • sponge bag

Sponge-bobbed

When a person soaks a sponge in semen and slaps someone in the face with it.

Lastnight my buddy Bob was asleep at my house and i Sponge-bobbed him

Sponge-bobbed by Mellybell1989 January 25, 2021

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SpongeBobbed

The act of shoving a sponge up your girls vagina while having sex.

Gavin: I SpongeBobbed Mary last night!
Mason: Awesome man!

SpongeBobbed by LooooongDickStyle March 28, 2016

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Spongebobbery

Noun.

Actions or behaviour befitting everyone's favourite cartoon sponge such as blowing bubbles, hollering "I'M READY!", being unreasonably enthusiastic about your job & making up & singing songs on the spot.

Spongebobbery can fall just about anywhere on the spectrum of good & evil.

Example 1:
Person A: Hi, Person B! What are you doing today? I'm going to work four shifts back to back! I can't wait! Today is the best day ever! I'M READY!
Person B: What Spongebobbery is this? Go away!

Example 2:
Person C comes upon Person D blowing bubbles with alarming skill.
Person C: What Spongebobbery is this? Can you give me a bubble blowing lesson?

Spongebobbery by The venerable lady M. Jane April 26, 2011

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Spongebobbed

(Adj.) riddled full of bullet holes

That bitch was talkin' mad shit, so I pulled out my nine and Spongebobbed his ass.

Spongebobbed by el cartio August 13, 2012

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SPONGEBOBBEN

its when u female spiderman a lame ass nigga before he can superman you

my girls and i went out spongebobben on some lame ass niggas last night.

SPONGEBOBBEN by jennibabi January 11, 2008

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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