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Sponge bobbed 

When you like someone and you catch feelings for them. Like Sponge Bob catching jelly fish.
Sponge bobbed by O.Deenasty February 12, 2017

Sponge-bobbed 

When a person soaks a sponge in semen and slaps someone in the face with it.
Lastnight my buddy Bob was asleep at my house and i Sponge-bobbed him
Sponge-bobbed by Mellybell1989 January 25, 2021

SpongeBobbed 

The act of shoving a sponge up your girls vagina while having sex.
Gavin: I SpongeBobbed Mary last night!
Mason: Awesome man!

Spongebobbery 

Noun.

Actions or behaviour befitting everyone's favourite cartoon sponge such as blowing bubbles, hollering "I'M READY!", being unreasonably enthusiastic about your job & making up & singing songs on the spot.

Spongebobbery can fall just about anywhere on the spectrum of good & evil.
Example 1:
Person A: Hi, Person B! What are you doing today? I'm going to work four shifts back to back! I can't wait! Today is the best day ever! I'M READY!
Person B: What Spongebobbery is this? Go away!

Example 2:
Person C comes upon Person D blowing bubbles with alarming skill.
Person C: What Spongebobbery is this? Can you give me a bubble blowing lesson?

Spongebobbed 

That bitch was talkin' mad shit, so I pulled out my nine and Spongebobbed his ass.
Spongebobbed by el cartio August 13, 2012

SPONGEBOBBEN 

its when u female spiderman a lame ass nigga before he can superman you
my girls and i went out spongebobben on some lame ass niggas last night.
SPONGEBOBBEN by jennibabi January 11, 2008