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Simply a feeling you cant explain. Random feeling, random word.

Pronounced SPLOW-TONG
Tom: hey man how you feeling?
Jack: hmm.. dunno?.. splotong i guess
Tom: haha splotong!
Jack: hahaha yeh.. motherrfucking splotong..
Tom: yehh i think me too then, you know.. your just like alright? but not? and bored? but not? your just SOMEthing? but not..?
Jack: mann dont try and make sense of it. you cant. its just splotong..
Tom: haha yeh.. my bad, mother.. fucking.. splotong..
Splotong by Tom Jack September 2, 2006
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Sploonge 

When stuff melts and splunges out your head.
My brain melted and sploonged out my ear.
Sploonge by Kenji and Dagger July 29, 2003
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sploonge 

to cum in extraordinary amounts
i sploonged all over her face. i sloonged till i looked like a prune.
sploonge by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Sploonge 

The sound of a large shit dropping into the toilet (The plop sound)
Ow it hurts...sploonge.
Sploonge by Natalee August 13, 2006

Sploonge 

A pouring of thought into a blog entry. Almost always annoyingly narcissistic and worthless in nature.
"We went to blogger.com to read the latest sploonges from the emo kids."
Sploonge by Digital Signal X August 9, 2006
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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