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Simply a feeling you cant explain. Random feeling, random word.

Pronounced SPLOW-TONG
Tom: hey man how you feeling?
Jack: hmm.. dunno?.. splotong i guess
Tom: haha splotong!
Jack: hahaha yeh.. motherrfucking splotong..
Tom: yehh i think me too then, you know.. your just like alright? but not? and bored? but not? your just SOMEthing? but not..?
Jack: mann dont try and make sense of it. you cant. its just splotong..
Tom: haha yeh.. my bad, mother.. fucking.. splotong..
Splotong by Tom Jack September 2, 2006
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Sploonge 

When stuff melts and splunges out your head.
My brain melted and sploonged out my ear.
Sploonge by Kenji and Dagger July 29, 2003
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sploonge 

to cum in extraordinary amounts
i sploonged all over her face. i sloonged till i looked like a prune.
sploonge by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Sploonge 

The sound of a large shit dropping into the toilet (The plop sound)
Ow it hurts...sploonge.
Sploonge by Natalee August 13, 2006

Sploonge 

A pouring of thought into a blog entry. Almost always annoyingly narcissistic and worthless in nature.
"We went to blogger.com to read the latest sploonges from the emo kids."
Sploonge by Digital Signal X August 9, 2006

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026