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Simply a feeling you cant explain. Random feeling, random word.

Pronounced SPLOW-TONG
Tom: hey man how you feeling?
Jack: hmm.. dunno?.. splotong i guess
Tom: haha splotong!
Jack: hahaha yeh.. motherrfucking splotong..
Tom: yehh i think me too then, you know.. your just like alright? but not? and bored? but not? your just SOMEthing? but not..?
Jack: mann dont try and make sense of it. you cant. its just splotong..
Tom: haha yeh.. my bad, mother.. fucking.. splotong..
Splotong by Tom Jack September 2, 2006
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Sploonge 

When stuff melts and splunges out your head.
My brain melted and sploonged out my ear.
Sploonge by Kenji and Dagger July 29, 2003
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sploonge 

to cum in extraordinary amounts
i sploonged all over her face. i sloonged till i looked like a prune.
sploonge by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Sploonge 

The sound of a large shit dropping into the toilet (The plop sound)
Ow it hurts...sploonge.
Sploonge by Natalee August 13, 2006

Sploonge 

A pouring of thought into a blog entry. Almost always annoyingly narcissistic and worthless in nature.
"We went to blogger.com to read the latest sploonges from the emo kids."
Sploonge by Digital Signal X August 9, 2006

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026