splitting the G 

passionate gay sex between two Guiness drinkers

“hey Sean, our Guinesses just arrived, let’s try splitting the G”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”

splitting the G by rasta badmon February 9, 2025

Sitting In The Gaff 

"I was sitting in the Gaff and I had no fucking clue"

Having no fucking clue on a situation or discussion.
May also be used if feeling tired or out of place and not knowing what to do.

Bob - "Do you understand the maths question?"
MC Monty - "Nah Im sitting in the gaff right now."

Sitting In The Gaff by MC Monty July 1, 2020

sitting on the gernade 

when you keep the fat ugly bitch occupied while your buddy scores with the hot chick

rob got to bang that hot bitch last night...while i got stuck sitting on the gernade

sitting on the gernade by badonakdonk butt March 29, 2007

The guy sitting next to you

The guy who sits next to you in the classroon, who listens to his ipod for the whole lesson doing no work and that, at the end of the lesson, just quickly hides behind someone else when the teacher comes.

Wow, that guy sitting next to you is really the guy sitting next to you

The guy sitting next to you by DazzaG00700 November 17, 2009