split wood

phrase used when you get with a girl at a bar or party take her home and get her naked, sounds good right, well half way through you realize that she is fucking nasty, fugly and fat AH SHIT DAMMIT gross, so you say you remember some thing and split with a wood

the yag-bombs finally wore off and i found myself fucking bigfoot, hair and all, so i had to split wood and haven't mentioned it sense.

split wood by Jay-Hawk October 3, 2007

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Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"

Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"

Split the Wood by C&M Definitions May 21, 2013

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Split the wood

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood

Yo this nigga Marcus deadass just split the wood

Split the wood by Splithewood December 2, 2016

wood splint

When one uses a dildo or a strap-on that is made out of wood causing splinters in their vag or ass

the wood splint i used last night made my ass fell really weird

wood splint by Hot_sausage11 May 13, 2016

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Splitwood

A gay guy threesome

Hey wanna have a splitwood??

Splitwood by AlienOrgyEffect August 7, 2017

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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