Spleeg

When a homeless cripple gives you a footjob.

This dude in the red line today totally gave me a Spleeg without even asking first.

by Someguyovitch October 01, 2017

Spleeg

An invisible imaginary creature that manifests in the home's of bored children and adults.

A mischievous thing that likes to have fun by playing harmless tricks on people or doing things they are not supposed to do.

A Spleeg is not able or likely to cause harm to any living thing.

A Spleeg is welcome in most English home's and is usually a source of joy and endless entertainment for the fun and young at heart.

If the Spleeg is unlucky enough to appear to anyone averse or stodgy, they are a temporary minor inconvenience at worst and will normally move on when no attention is given.

" Henry wouldn't get dressed this morning, He was too busy chasing the Spleeg around the dining table"

" Ryan didn't really want a beer but the Spleeg said "meh,why not "

by Frosty badgers December 26, 2021

spleege

nasty fucking shit.. you dont want to hear this word. if you hear any suspicious looking men use this word.. run immediately. this word means bad shit for you and your family..

suspicious looking man: im gonna fucking kill you.. spleege!!
you: run away IMMEDIATELY

by spleege January 09, 2019

spleege

Racking your scrote on a bicycle.

As I wiped out, I spleeged on my bike.

by Phartman July 09, 2004

spleege

A mixture of cum, blood, and pus. Derived from splooge.

So I traveled to Guatemala and I think the hotel pool gave me something because last time I jacked off I got spleege

by ThriceGreatest January 23, 2021

spleege

to ejaculate, jizz, cum,

did you hear? Billy spleeged himself before his pants were even off. Jenny laughed her ass off!

by Shimdaddy May 22, 2003

spleege

spreadable cheese in a squeeze bottle.

after receiving his hotdog, he asked for some spleege!

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006