Definitions by Someguyovitch

Spleeg 

When a homeless cripple gives you a footjob.

This dude in the red line today totally gave me a Spleeg without even asking first.

Spleeg by Someguyovitch October 1, 2017

Carolina Catfish 

When your sexual partner wears the top half of a fish costume while you engage in sexual congress.

Dude. That girl i took home last night was way down for a Carolina Catfish

Carolina Catfish by Someguyovitch October 1, 2017