Splazz
Splazz is the sound of a guy's jizz-gasm hitting a cement floor when he jacks off and his jizz-gasm lands on it.
Splazz by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021
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splazz by The Man with the master splazz word March 22, 2008
Spazzl
Spazzl by Wodderwick December 25, 2022
Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz
A fancy word for Penis. Your crush is 85% likelier to fall in love with you if you use this word on them. Just hearing this word sends shivers down a person's spine. This word is so effective because it stresses on the "whizz" part, causing your future partner to visualize your penis and just fantasize.
Why use "penis" when you can use this word instead?
Why use "penis" when you can use this word instead?
"Hey, wanna see my Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz?"
"Of course! And while you're at it, why not consider marrying me?"
"Of course! And while you're at it, why not consider marrying me?"
Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz by bechamel lars June 6, 2019
spazzy bastard
When a lil man is trying to steal your girl; u then may proceed to smack said spazzy bastard as if you would to your wife
spazzy bastard by Matt the preist May 6, 2018
Spazz in the batter
Nigel: What the hell, that seagull just shat on the ice cream.
Rodrigo: Well isn't that a spazz in the batter.
Rodrigo: Well isn't that a spazz in the batter.
Spazz in the batter by Esteban Blanco February 24, 2011
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.