Splazz

Splazz is the sound of a guy's jizz-gasm hitting a cement floor when he jacks off and his jizz-gasm lands on it.

I whacked off in the basement, and when I blew my load, I heard a big Splazz!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

splazz

a splash of jazz

"I think your paper is really boring. It needs splazz."

by ejiu34jeofdcnf43pwnrifv October 26, 2022

splazz

To ejaculate.To cum .To blow a wad

Dude He pulled out shot the splazz all over her grill.

by The Man with the master splazz word March 22, 2008

Spazzl

Spaz + Bassel. Want's to fuck men in the ass but claims it isn't gay.

What do you call a man who wants to fuck men but claims he isn't gay? Spazzl.

by Wodderwick December 25, 2022

Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz

A fancy word for Penis. Your crush is 85% likelier to fall in love with you if you use this word on them. Just hearing this word sends shivers down a person's spine. This word is so effective because it stresses on the "whizz" part, causing your future partner to visualize your penis and just fantasize.
Why use "penis" when you can use this word instead?

"Hey, wanna see my Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz?"
"Of course! And while you're at it, why not consider marrying me?"

by bechamel lars June 6, 2019

spazzy bastard

When a lil man is trying to steal your girl; u then may proceed to smack said spazzy bastard as if you would to your wife

Big Man:"Who is this lil man?" Lil Man:"You spazzy bastard"

by Matt the preist May 6, 2018

Spazz in the batter

When one thing or person ruins something that is otherwise awesome.

Nigel: What the hell, that seagull just shat on the ice cream.

Rodrigo: Well isn't that a spazz in the batter.

by Esteban Blanco February 24, 2011