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Noun: The nickname for a Spartan Laser in Halo 3.
Verb: Lasering someone in Halo 3.
OMG! I just splazored Arrowz05!

That stupid noob has a splazor.
Related Words
a heightend level of intoxication beyond just being blazed. usually involves alcohol. similar to being twisted, crunk, blitzed, or yammered.
yo i'm diesss splazed off that Jack and those Ls. grab me a yeungy.
splazed by HuckFinn08 March 10, 2009
Tired or lacking in energy. Often being splazzed can be relieved by eating for energy, going to the loo, drinking water or resting.
"I can't take any more: I am splazzed"
splazzed by Josh Bertram Martin April 20, 2008

slazered 

(adj.) Slang for drunk; inebriated.

"Dude, let's get totally fucking slazered tonight!"

"I'm so slazered right now."

"What a pig, he must be slazered."
"Dude, let's get totally fucking slazered tonight!"

"I'm so slazered right now."

"What a pig, he must be slazered."
slazered by ohsnaphi May 15, 2015

splarred 

The building was so splarred that the mortar on the bricks was crumbling
splarred by moomoocowdoo April 27, 2022

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026