splatapuss

Skunk On Yo Mama...OO That Smell.. YUCK

I smell splatapuss. Go take a shower girl.

splatapuss by javajen October 29, 2004

platapussy 

getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus

Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.

platapussy by 69 hunter February 24, 2009

platapussonians 

A species of humans known to have polka dots on their skin and in their hair. Very hairy beasts who need to have earings on their breasts as a cultural ritual. The leader of this species is Nicolih Duffania.

Have you seem those Platapussonians!?

platapussonians by Niciniah July 19, 2010

Platapussy 

When you cut the vagina off like a fresh rib eye steak, and you serve it on a plate. It has 7 layers. P.S. this is not canabolism

I went to the steak house last night and I ordered the platapussy and they said it was a favorite so I got the meal and said I'm gonna eat this like a hungry moose that just took a steaming shit

Platapussy by Plattapussy July 30, 2017

Platapuss 

The act of going down on a woman she is squirting in your face. Not to be confused with a golden platapuss.

To platapuss a person is like going down on a water slide face first.

Platapuss by Capatiller77 June 8, 2017

platapussy 

a platypus + a octopus = platapussy

bro look at that platapussy

platapussy by me.man April 12, 2019

platapussy 

a platypus vag

look at that platapussy

platapussy by platapaul February 17, 2022