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splash ass 

Splash ass is projectile liquid shitting that splashes toilet water back onto your ass. It can be caused by a strong fine diarrhea stream. Or it could take the form of a shotgun blast. Either way it splashes nasty shit water onto your ass.
I was up all night. I got drunk then had taco bell. That shit gave me splash ass.
splash ass by guitarman209 October 24, 2020

ass splash 

when you take a shit and the toilet water splashes back up into your bunghole (sometimes pleasureable)
wow i ate a lot of cashews and my shit was so heavy the whole toilet water went up my crack! DAMN
ass splash by evanzo August 18, 2003

ass splash 

when one shits so forcefully that water spashes up on their buttocks.
I shit so hard last night that I got ass splash!
ass splash by MC YT November 16, 2005

Bathtub Ass Splash 

When a guy and a girl sit at the opposite ends of a bathtub and the guy turns around and puts the water spicket up his ass. Then turns the water on full blast and leaves it that way until he is so full of water he can’t hold it and the pressure is pushing him off the spicket. He then turns around and blasts his girlfriend with his ass water.
Jeff Lee is a master of bathtub ass splashing.
Bathtub Ass Splash by dr. awful March 26, 2010

Ass Splash 

When you’re taking a massive and the piss water splashes up at your ass making you feel uncomfortable.
Man, I was taking a massive and I had a fucking rad ass splash.
Ass Splash by ThatAssSplashGuy March 6, 2021

Ass Splash 

Ass Splash is when you take a huge shit and it makes a splash in the bowl that hits your ass
Bro 1: don’t you just hate it when you get Ass Splash
Bro 2: WTF is Ass Splash
Bro 1: it’s when you take a shit and the water splashes your ass
Bro 2: oh yeah, I really do hate Ass Splash
Ass Splash by ThiccShady80Mile January 23, 2022
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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