Splawn

The unfortunate combination of sneezing and yawning at the same time. Rarely, it can be painful if it manages to blow out your inner-ear.

After camping in the woods for a night, I woke up, stretched and then splawned. Allergies don't mix well with mornings.

by Sabi September 3, 2008

splawn

The unfortunate combination of sneezing and yawning at the same time. Rarely, it can be painful if it manages to blow out your inner-ear.

After camping in the woods for a night, I woke up, stretched and then splawned. Allergies don't mix well with mornings.

by Sabi August 30, 2008

Shame-splaining

Shaming or otherwise guilting another party for not sharing the same belief or value system as yourself in an attempt to alter their opinion. This can involve haphazard labeling, or insults of the cursory nature.

James engaged in shame-splaining by calling Pete narrow-minded for his beliefs on gun control, before expressing how gun control should work and how wrong Pete was.

by ModernMichael May 26, 2020

Splanding

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.

Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding

by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020

Spawn Peek

In the game Rainbow Six Siege a player (defender) partially breaks open a window or door to get a cheap shot at the enemies. Usually these people are Jäger or Bandt but all players can do this

Attacker: THE FUCKING LITTLE SPAWN PEEKING JÄGER IS SITTING IN THE WINDOW WAITING FOR US TO FEED HIM HIS LITTLE ACE
Jäger: lol rekt ez

by end me pls August 19, 2017

Sin is the spawn of insolence

That to be sinful is a product of insolent behaviour and that from sin will spawn insolence.

John did not know that sin is the spawn of insolence and that he himself was a sinner and a fornicator.

by green923jade October 21, 2016

SpawnFuck

1.The act of SpawnFucking. In an online First-Person-Shooter, to SpawnFuck means to completely decimate the entire opposing team, repeatedly killing them as they spawn from dying.

2. Getting fucked over by the poor spawning system in an online First-Person-Shooter so that you respawn on top of/in front of an enemy bullet, grenade, or other explosive.

1. Helpless noob: "omg we are getting SpawnFucked by these hackers!!!11!!!one!!!!*turns off Xbox"
SpawnFucker: "NOOO HE WAS HOST!!!!!"

2. Normal Player: "Yay, finally a game." *joins the game and instantly dies to an enemy grenade* "...Wow, what a SpawnFuck" *turns off Xbox*

by AnnoyedXbox360Guy July 22, 2011