Spity

Simultaneous pity and anger/disgust.

I really feel bad Bob hasn't been able to get a girlfriend in years but maybe it's because he's a fucking complete douche bag. I guess I feel spity about Bob.

by DrMongo January 22, 2015

spity okie n marko

the three hottest chicks in the USA!.. hms.... hell yeh biotch... noice!!!...coolio

person 1: spity marko n okie r comin!!!
person 2: noice!

by do you even hav 2 ask? January 21, 2005

Dreamin Spity

When you cum in a sleeping girls mouth

She never knew that a left her a dreamin spity last night.

by A Blonde Boy September 4, 2019

Dreamin Spity

When you cum in a girl’s mouth and she’s asleep.

Samantha tasted something in her mouth in the morning after Noah gave her a Dreamin Spity.

by A Blonde Boy September 4, 2019

instagram spite

When you find out someone you have been pity following is no longer following you. So, you unlike all of their photo's before un-following them. GTS

That asshole from work that I was reluctantly following hasn't liked any of my posts, turns out he is no longer following me. So, I Instagram Spited him and all of the photos I painfully liked before un-following the douche. GTS

by GTS Inc April 27, 2017

Spite Monkey Attack

This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.

What’s happening on Urban Dictionary, nothing’s moving? Must be a spite monkey attack.

by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016

Spite Monkey Sunday

Spite Monkey Sunday is that day of the week when all the brain dead little losers try to get definitions accepted by Urban Dictionary. They try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. Why? Usually because they’re back at school on Monday and are trying to make themselves look good, the poor little winkies. Then the unthinkable happens, they’re definition is rejected because it doesn’t conform to the rules laid down by Urban Dictionary. Oh Calamity! So the silly little wank biscuits throw a hissy fit, go into a session to vote on the inclusion of new words and reject everything without bothering to read it. Then comes Monday and these sad little gleets go back to school and bother the human race somewhat less than they do at weekends.

“Couldn’t get a thing accepted on Urban Dictionary, it was Spite Monkey Sunday.”

by AKACroatalin April 27, 2015