spirolesis

A short mental phenomenon in which a person momentarily loses track of their own thoughts when the mind drifts for a split second, causing the original idea to vanish just as it was forming.

I was gonna say something but spirolesis hit.
you ever walk into somewhere and forget why you went there,a spirolesis indeed!

spirolesis by Smile K October 21, 2025

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spirosis

a disease of being or wanting to be like Spiros. in many situations it is the greatest urge of wanting Spiros.

Related symptoms/how to identify=
- wanting a hot young looking male... with chiseled hot pecs and six pack.
- getting hot flashes when seeing Spiros without his shirt on

Spirosis is also the name given to Spiros if he spreads spirosis to other people. Also, Spiros must be
- able to eat his body weight in one sitting and still have lost weight.
- extremely fast in and out of water.
- second to none.

Those girls over there have Spirosis.

Spirosis is spreading everywhere on Earth like the zombies in Resident Evil. Pretty soon spirosis will be universal.

Hey Spirosis. What's up?

spirosis by SPPREP08 May 14, 2009

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Related Words

spirolesis • spirosis • Marcus Spiralisis

Marcus Spiralisis

Marcus is an ant who is a midget.

"Fuck cunt bitch, Marcus Spiralisis is small."

Marcus Spiralisis by anonymous March 13, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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