Definitions by Fish2062

Swinette 

a musical instrument - 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, which is plucked with the teeth.

Usually used when someone is asking too many questions and being really annoying

"Why dont you go somewhere and play your swinette"

which almost always leads to:

"Whats a Swinette"

"Its 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, and you pluck it with your teeth".

In other words....go away......

Swinette by Fish2062 September 11, 2010