spider slam

The act of a man and a woman having vaginal or anal sex while the male is in the act of defecating. While the man is seated on the toilet the woman mounts him face to face with her legs extending toward the tank or wall. The legs of the intertwined lovers resembles a spider.

My girl walked in while I was taking a dump and gave me a spider slam.

spider slam by themooserislooser November 20, 2010

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spiderslayer100

An amazing person with a beautiful and pure heart. She is truly so wonderful and compassionate, and anyone who has ever met her is so lucky. It's inexplicable how extraordinary she really is. She may not believe it, but she is in fact the most amazing person ever. She is not a fake. She's a very genuine being who will always be honest and tell you the truth. She's beautiful inside and out. Spiderslayer100 is a thoughtful and kind individual who is always there for you and you can trust her with your life. She is also brilliant, charismatic, loyal, and one of the most amazing people you can ever have in your life.

SPIDERSLAYER100 IS SOOOOOO AMAZING AND WONDERFUL I LOVE HER SO MUCH

spiderslayer100 by Givingfreeballtherapy April 14, 2021

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Spiderlam

n. the son of spider-man

Spiderlam can climb walls.

Spiderlam by David lam March 23, 2003

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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