spider slam

The act of a man and a woman having vaginal or anal sex while the male is in the act of defecating. While the man is seated on the toilet the woman mounts him face to face with her legs extending toward the tank or wall. The legs of the intertwined lovers resembles a spider.

My girl walked in while I was taking a dump and gave me a spider slam.

spider slam by themooserislooser November 20, 2010

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spiderslayer100

An amazing person with a beautiful and pure heart. She is truly so wonderful and compassionate, and anyone who has ever met her is so lucky. It's inexplicable how extraordinary she really is. She may not believe it, but she is in fact the most amazing person ever. She is not a fake. She's a very genuine being who will always be honest and tell you the truth. She's beautiful inside and out. Spiderslayer100 is a thoughtful and kind individual who is always there for you and you can trust her with your life. She is also brilliant, charismatic, loyal, and one of the most amazing people you can ever have in your life.

SPIDERSLAYER100 IS SOOOOOO AMAZING AND WONDERFUL I LOVE HER SO MUCH

spiderslayer100 by Givingfreeballtherapy April 14, 2021

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Spiderlam

n. the son of spider-man

Spiderlam can climb walls.

Spiderlam by David lam March 23, 2003

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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