spider pie

A vagina so hairy that one cannot begin to get a visual on the skin.

Regina had a monster spider pie, but Jeriputo dug in with his tongue!

by slapaho jones March 25, 2007

Spiderpillar

A caterpillar that has spider legs and spider teeth. It is really a spider.

The spiderpillar is going to eat you, Vanessa!

by Bubba Jr January 27, 2009

Spiderpig

A pig that can (magically...*cough*) walk on walls and/or ceilings, much like an arachnid.

Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does.
Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig.
Look out, he is a Spiderpig.

by iarechigz January 1, 2009

Spiderpig

A pig that is a spider

he can not swing from a web because he is a pig

hey there's spiderpig!

by spiderpig831 January 11, 2017

SPIDERPIG

A notorious comedic person full of hilariously unregulated anecdotes and one demand wit. Nefariously successful with the women and able to drink more cane and coke than any normal person.

Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does.

Can he shit, yes he can, just wait a bit
Can he bust a nut, yeshe can, in your butt
Can he drink, yes he can It's Spider PIG! "Wink"
Look out, he is a Spiderpig.

by Stank Pusss May 22, 2018

Spiderpenis

The term describes a state in which the penis becomes severely swollen and red after being bitten by a spider. It is usually accompanied by an uncomfortable itching sensation that, when taken care of, only worsens one's situation. Remedies are unknown, good luck.

Guy 1: What the hell! I think I have spiderpenis...
Guy 2: Woah, stay away from me! I dont want to catch it.
Guy 1: Its not contagious you dillhole. A spider bit my dick.

by Down wit tha O.S.P. July 26, 2009