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spider bark

To pass gas, to fart, gasses passing through the anus causing various fluttering or squealing noises
What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.
by Dix Fix July 19, 2018
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Arkansas Barking Spider

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider
by handymanCT December 17, 2009
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Tennessee Barking Spider

Term used to cover up the excretement of ones own flatuence.
Billy: (fart noise)
Teacher: Billy did u just fart?
Billy: No it was a Tennessee Barking Spider.
by rebel runner March 2, 2010
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barking spider

A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.
Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.
by Rick C. May 14, 2005
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Texas Barking Spider

The Texas Barking Spider: It is a small spider of extremely minute size, though never seen, it always is know by a bark (soft or loud) and an extremely disgusting smell. Often used to pass off blame when one passes gas.
Dude enough with the ass thunder!

no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.
by insanedockergang April 8, 2011
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mexican barking spider

a loud wet fart that others hear
Someone rips a fart and says "hey, look out. There's a mexican barking spider on the loose"
by LongDukDong January 23, 2009
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african barking spider

as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"
by mat81 February 25, 2009
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