To pass gas, to fart, gasses passing through the anus causing various fluttering or squealing noises
What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.
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Get the Tennessee Barking Spider mug.A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.
Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.
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Get the barking spider mug.The Texas Barking Spider: It is a small spider of extremely minute size, though never seen, it always is know by a bark (soft or loud) and an extremely disgusting smell. Often used to pass off blame when one passes gas.
Dude enough with the ass thunder!
no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.
no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.
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Get the mexican barking spider mug.as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"
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