2 definitions by Dix Fix
While listening to a fetus heart which beats at a much faster rate, one would say, "you are probably matching that heartbeat, throwing a jeb like that. Calm down, everything is alright."
by Dix Fix October 5, 2017
To pass gas, to fart, gasses passing through the anus causing various fluttering or squealing noises
What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.
by Dix Fix July 20, 2018