Spicy Man 

A spicy man is addicted to Love Island and brags about how many Taki-powdered marshmallows he can eat. Could also just be a girl with too many dogs, but generally a dude. Tends to have blond f-boy hair. Has ruined your life at least 8.2 times before (but who's counting?).

Omigosh you're such a spicy man.

Spicy Man by hotcheetofox01 June 1, 2022

white-man-spicy 

just hot enough to flatter the ego of a white man wanting to eat zesty food, but not spicy at all in reality

"Hey man, how was the Thai curry yesterday? "

"Bland as fuck. I told them to make it spicy but they made it white-man-spicy looking at my face. Talk about racism."

white-man-spicy by trojaniguana February 17, 2017

Spicy Sugar Man

Transvestite Superhero that’s Sprinkles his special sugar on his foes

Look it’s Spicy Sugar Man

Spicy Sugar Man by Chase4582 October 10, 2019

Spicy Italian Man Sausage 

A whopper of a cock derived from the Italaian " Spicy Italian-a Man Sausage-a"

Holy crap look at his spicy italian man sausage! I thought it was a third leg with an absence of foot, shoe, and pantleg!

Spicy Italian Man Sausage by Bradley Anderson April 18, 2005

Spicy Wilderness Man 

A man who smells like he lives in a log cabin in the forest surrounded by evergreen trees and experiencing small electrical fires.

The hall smells like a spicy wilderness man.

Spicy Wilderness Man by Biff1992 February 16, 2023

Spicy Wilderness Man 

A man who smells like he lives in a log cabin in the forest surrounded by evergreen trees and experiencing small electrical fires.

The hall smells like a spicy wilderness man.

Spicy Wilderness Man by Biff1992 February 16, 2023

Old Spice Man

A legendary creature whose swan dive is majestic and his mating call is a snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.

Everyman wishes to be an Old Spice man.

Old Spice Man by GhostFree July 16, 2010