Leopliger

the holographic love child of a leopard and a liger sprinkled with magical sperm

The leopliger sleeps tonight, in the jungle, the mighty jungle.
When you look into the eyes of the leopliger, the leopliger looks into you.

by Biff1992 November 29, 2022

GC in the JC

The Golden Corral in Johnson City, TN, a favorite hangout with the college scene.

I’d like to go to the GC in the JC and dip sumpin’ in the chocolate fountain.

by Biff1992 March 01, 2023

Spicy Wilderness Man

A man who smells like he lives in a log cabin in the forest surrounded by evergreen trees and experiencing small electrical fires.

The hall smells like a spicy wilderness man.

by Biff1992 February 16, 2023

Spicy Wilderness Man

A man who smells like he lives in a log cabin in the forest surrounded by evergreen trees and experiencing small electrical fires.

The hall smells like a spicy wilderness man.

by Biff1992 February 16, 2023

El Kroger

Any Mexican restaurant located in a shopping center whose name anchor tenant is Kroger.

El Kroger is the best place for tacos. I ordered an absurd amount of queso on the side.

by Biff1992 August 12, 2023