spern

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spern

unknowingly shoot your cum all over someone in larger than normal quantities of semen
the amount of jizz produced is a surprise to the person cumming and to the person being sperned on

unexpectedly Cum a bucket worth of jizz all over something or someone without knowing your producing so much
you finally open your eyes or notice after wards and are surprised at what a huge mess you just made.

I was just watching a porn video with my girlfriend when her best friend walked in and I sperned all over both of them with out warning.

my gf was covered head to toe from my spern last night

spern by axxxlerod November 11, 2017

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Spencer Reid

Spencer Reid is a BAU, FBI agent of the hit TV CBS show, Criminal Minds. Spencer Reid is a brown-headed genuis who graduated college at 13/14 and is one of the brightest, most handsome men you will ever see. He so far, is in all 12 seasons of Criminal Minds and hopefully will be in season 13 as well. He's very sweet and fairly innocent but sassy at his best.

"He's really smart. He must be a Spencer Reid!"
"Hey. Did you see the new Episode with Spencer reid last night?"

Spencer Reid by MGGReid April 2, 2017

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spencer reid

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Spencer Reid

Hot...Dreamy...Loving....Smart...and he was also left on the door steps of the FBI.

Spencer Reid is amazing.

Spencer Reid by Dr.SpencerReid323 November 13, 2020

Spencer FC

Spencer FC is a football club based in Dogsthorpe Peterborough, they are rivals to neighbouring club Freezers Geezers UTD.
Spencer FC fans are regarded as being mentally deficient and to make monkey noises when playing.
They are well known for losing 5 - 2 to the Freezers Geezers UTD which they feel cheated about to this day.

Spencer FC lose to the Freezer Geezers all the time

Spencer FC by Honest_Football Fan April 9, 2021

Spencer Haynes

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Hey, you see that kid taking a shit?
Yeah, that's Spencer Haynes!

Spencer Haynes by cacajosh October 17, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026