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spermburger 

the Nerd in your school that everbody makes fun of everyday because school is boring.
James A.K.A. Boflex is the biggest spermburger in Atherton High School.
spermburger by John Nowyorkas March 10, 2008

spermburper 

Usaully a male friend who is supected of being a closet dick sucker as noted by his foul breath.
Did you smell Robert's breath today? What a fucking spermburper!
spermburper by truminski October 27, 2011

Spermburper 

Your girlfriend, an anonymous gutterslut, or some fairy who swallows your load, then burps up the rather unpleasent smell of your bleach scented salty nutbutter.
Man, did you smell Francis's breath? That spermburper must have been smokin pole again last nite!
Spermburper by Timbers December 18, 2005

Spurtburger

A sandwich that gushes condiments in a sudden ejacution of Mayo upon face
Hey Alvin, are you enjoying your spurtburger ?

Oh dangnabbit, Monti, this hoagie is a real spurtburger! I feel sullied.
Spurtburger by RandyBob June 12, 2019

spermburper 

A person whose breath commonly smells of semen; a derogatory term for a person who commits many acts of fellatio
That cumsponge is a syphylitic spermburper!
spermburper by Billious Normanus November 24, 2003

spermgurgler 

The art of gurgling sperm in your mouth before you spit or swallow. Can also be used as in insult.
My gunlce is one of the best spermgurglers around. You are such a spermgurgler!!
spermgurgler by spermgurgle August 1, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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