The alter ego of a someone who is employed at the Walmart Vision center. No one really knows the sex of this someone. Some people say Male others say Female. All we know is that this person smells of very strong cologne/perfume, is Indian, is extremely hairy but has the quickness and agility of a superhero. The weakness of this alter ego are women, laziness, stupid video games and most of all Pork.
Fellow 1: Hey I went to the movies with Royce to watch Wanted!!
Fellow 2: Thats real gay..
Fellow 1: SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDBLAZEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Fellow 2: um???
Fellow 1: heh heh SpeedBlaze..
Fellow 2: Thats real gay..
Fellow 1: SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDBLAZEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Fellow 2: um???
Fellow 1: heh heh SpeedBlaze..
by DuckxFace December 2, 2011
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(Speedbaged): when your sitting and fart and it rides up frontwards and hits your sac repeatedly. The longer you pass gas, the more your sac gets hit like a (speedbag).
"man I just let one go and (speedbaged) my sac. "
" a few things a womon can't do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)"
"don't you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees
" a few things a womon can't do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)"
"don't you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees
by Washuaiki June 14, 2009
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