SpeedBlaze

The alter ego of a someone who is employed at the Walmart Vision center. No one really knows the sex of this someone. Some people say Male others say Female. All we know is that this person smells of very strong cologne/perfume, is Indian, is extremely hairy but has the quickness and agility of a superhero. The weakness of this alter ego are women, laziness, stupid video games and most of all Pork.

Fellow 1: Hey I went to the movies with Royce to watch Wanted!!

Fellow 2: Thats real gay..

Fellow 1: SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDBLAZEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fellow 2: um???

Fellow 1: heh heh SpeedBlaze..

SpeedBlaze by DuckxFace December 2, 2011

speedballer 

Speedballer (noun) Most elite of paintball players, breed: different. Able to ruin a little kids paintball party in a matter of seconds. Can dominate the paintball field like a virgin in fortnite.

Carter: “Is that a real speedballer?”
Brandon: “Yeah, that’s Pierson alright. He definitely gets pussy!”

speedballer by Pube plucker December 20, 2020

Speedbaged 

(Speedbaged): when your sitting and fart and it rides up frontwards and hits your sac repeatedly. The longer you pass gas, the more your sac gets hit like a (speedbag).

"man I just let one go and (speedbaged) my sac. "
" a few things a womon can't do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)"
"don't you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees

Speedbaged by Washuaiki June 14, 2009

spearblazed 

Portmanteau of trailblazed and spearhead. Used in the US military during evaluation of personnel as a means to describe accomplishments for further career advancement or awards.

There was an Airman who spearblazed the term "spearblazed", now everyone in the Air Force uses the term come EPR season

That Petty Officer in the Navy spearblazed a project to revamp those ugly green uniforms they currently wear and revert to the older, more aesthetic blue uniforms - saving the Navy bajillions of dollars and increasing morale Navy-wide by making them not look so disgusting to look at.

spearblazed by sumdumguk July 10, 2019

speedybaze 

A famous roblox player

OMG JIT TRIPPING ITS SPEEDYBAZE

speedybaze by anonymous August 16, 2022

SpeedBlade 

a person who killed someone because of their use of speed, Speed, of course, meaning cocaine.

Tyler is such a speedblade, he may deny it, but it's true.

SpeedBlade by TheAthiestWhoWasWhite May 31, 2018