SpeedBlaze

The alter ego of a someone who is employed at the Walmart Vision center. No one really knows the sex of this someone. Some people say Male others say Female. All we know is that this person smells of very strong cologne/perfume, is Indian, is extremely hairy but has the quickness and agility of a superhero. The weakness of this alter ego are women, laziness, stupid video games and most of all Pork.

Fellow 1: Hey I went to the movies with Royce to watch Wanted!!

Fellow 2: Thats real gay..

Fellow 1: SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDBLAZEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fellow 2: um???

Fellow 1: heh heh SpeedBlaze..

by DuckxFace December 2, 2011