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speed sandwich

When you're in between two cars, one in front and one in back, and you are all speeding. This allows you to dodge the ticket because one of the pieces of "bread" is more likely to get the speeding ticket.
Whew! I made it to work on time today because I coasted in on a speed sandwich.
by KelEDee March 31, 2009
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Bleed & Seed Sandwich

A Bleed & Seed Sandwich is a normal sandwich with menstrual blood and semen as spreads. It is usually given to someone you hate.
Dude 1- Man fuck Scott

Dude 2- Let's give him the Bleed & Seed Sandwich tonight
by PaulWALKER October 21, 2009
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