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speed hole

When drinking a canned beverage, especially beer, the speed hole is a hole punctured in the top of the can farthest away from the drinking hole. The speed hole thus allows air to displace the liquid in said can, thereby enabling the drinker to consume the beverage as quickly as desired
Always drill a speed hole in your beer and chug it whilst fishing on a sunny day, so your beer doesn't get hot.
speed hole by Andrukas January 4, 2004
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speed holes 

Holes you put in the hood of your car with a pickaxe to (supposedly) make it go faster. These holes may also be installed via sniper fire.
Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor?

Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.

Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some
speed holes by RobbyPants May 30, 2008

speed holes 

Holes in your car that makes it go faster.
Jorge said he was going to put speed holes on joes car with a pick axe.
speed holes by speed hole gunzales October 30, 2010
My bitch's seed hole be tight dawg.
Seed Hole by Crunk Vegas Tech October 5, 2015

Sneedhole 

Noun

1. A person who is an asshat, cumdumpster, toolbox, or any other type of f*ckface.

2. One who uses an imaginary PR firm as a means of selling heady LK prints

3. An individual who can sell 1000 cds with a mere post on a messageboard (note: Most often on Phantasy Whore)
Dude 1: "Brah, did you sell me a bunk LK print?"

Dude 2: "Hah, like yeah...I totally ruled yr face and siiYOURb"

Dude 1: "You f*ckin Sneedhole, I'll cut you"
Sneedhole by ecalgP May 30, 2005