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the upmost retarded creature you could ever encounter. his life is devoted to his owner but will attach to anything that talks to him. there is nothing like him in the world….. REMARKABLE
Holy shit is that spedson? RUN
spedson by spedson OLABIPO May 10, 2022

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010
Sexy Boy Who Looks Super Good Always is the hottest One in the Room
Your Bf is such a stedson.
stedson by Bobby Schmidt November 15, 2016

spedonking 

Like a donkey, the woman gets down on the floor - hands and knees - the man then places his ballsack on her back and slowly rubs them on her bare skin until he orgasms.
Mark: What's for dinner later?
Jenny: Whatever you want...
Mark: How about shepeard's pie?
Jenny: Sounds good!
Mark: Good! And after that we'll have a little session of spedonking.
spedonking by Quacky Quetzel March 27, 2010

spedonkey 

Something you call someone acting in a stupid manner. Describes one as both a sped monkey and donkey. A two for one special!
Lees being a complete spedonkey...
spedonkey by anonymous March 15, 2021

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010
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