spedson
the upmost retarded creature you could ever encounter. his life is devoted to his owner but will attach to anything that talks to him. there is nothing like him in the world….. REMARKABLE
spedson by spedson OLABIPO May 10, 2022
spedson
the upmost retarded creature you could ever possibly encounter. His life is devoted to his owner but latches on to anything that connects with him. The most rarest, remarkable thing you’ll ever find.
spedson by spedson OLABIPO May 10, 2022
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Spedmonkey
A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010
stedson
stedson by Bobby Schmidt November 15, 2016
spedonking
Like a donkey, the woman gets down on the floor - hands and knees - the man then places his ballsack on her back and slowly rubs them on her bare skin until he orgasms.
Mark: What's for dinner later?
Jenny: Whatever you want...
Mark: How about shepeard's pie?
Jenny: Sounds good!
Mark: Good! And after that we'll have a little session of spedonking.
Jenny: Whatever you want...
Mark: How about shepeard's pie?
Jenny: Sounds good!
Mark: Good! And after that we'll have a little session of spedonking.
spedonking by Quacky Quetzel March 27, 2010
Spedmonkey
A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010
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