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Special Fred

The Special Fred is a sweet variation on the Bloody Mary Cocktail, named in honor of its creator, Safeway Fred, who designed this cocktail at the Captains Cabin Bar in Coos Bay, Oregon in 2016, in collaboration with his bartenders, Amber and Bryan.

Ingredients and preperation:

1 dash each, spicy dill pickle juice, olive juice, pepperoncini juice, worschestershire sauce, bitters, sweet pickle juice and sweet onion juice.
3 shakes celery salt
4 dashes green tobasco sauce
1 dab of spicy horseradish
1 each lime, lemon and orange wedge, juiced, then muddled with the above ingedients in the glass.

3 oz. Pearl Cucumber vodka
Top with Ice
Top with Mr. and Mrs. T's Bloody Mary mix.
Shake vigorously
Serve in a pint glass with leafy young celery as garnish.
A Special Fred in the morning will cure the worst headache, and its refreshing!
special fred by Lavalocked December 15, 2016
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Past tense of Specialfy. The act of making something special in that short bus kinda way.
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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
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