Spears-shear 

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

Spears-shear by Bustya Lipbitch April 24, 2008

Shear the sheep without shears

Getting things done without the equipment you would normally use.

That's a really good way to fix this situation and will help us shear the sheep without shears.

Shear the sheep without shears by Rusty g.s April 23, 2026

Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

Quartz, Parchment, Shears by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012

Sears 

The store that is hoping for a come back. But will not. They are too far gone. And how are they not bankrupt yet. Because they should be.

Sears the dead store.

Sears by Rainbow_Creeper3 January 17, 2017

Rowen Sears

A young and devilishly handsome teenage supermodel. He has been referred to as the male version of Tyra Banks. He is a strong minded and outspoken individual.

That's Rowen Sears on the cover of Life and Style Magazine

Rowen Sears by RaGaGa June 16, 2010

Sears 

A store that people think of as a place where they can get stuff for free. Thus, they complain like spoiled brats and try to cheat the store whenever possible, and when they are caught cheating and/or stealing, they scream and yell like 3-year-olds and treat the people working their like shit.

I broke my fridge by drilling holes in it! I want Sears to replace it, even though I have no warranty!

Asshole: What do you mean, under warranty? It's a Craftsman, they're guranteed for life!
Associate: Only hand tools are guranteed like that. Power Tools have moving parts, so they are only covered for a year. If you weren't a fucking moron, you'd have read the side of the box where it says so.

Sears by MD October 16, 2003

Crocodile Shears 

noun:

One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.

The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.

When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.

Crocodile Shears by Argonak April 12, 2008