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verb. to gain rightful ownership of a person's cigarette lighter by concealing it on your person for a minimum of 15 minutes. An attempt to spears is deemed unsuccessful if the present owner takes measure to determine its whereabouts in the form of an inquiry directed specifically towards the spearser.
He was looking away and I saw an opportunity to spears his lighter.

Where's my lighter, you spearsing bastard?
by Simon Loughran August 23, 2005

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noun. one who spearses
That spearser got another lighter of mine!
by Simon Loughran August 23, 2005

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