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spear of destiny
Spliffs rolled with normal sized rizlas, rather than kingsize. Their small size and pointy roach end makes them look like minature spears, and obviously it is your destiny to blaze them up. Smoking them will unlock the secrets of your destiny, but you'll forget in the morning because you were so stoned.
spear of destiny by Digweed Academy May 19, 2009
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Tongue Spear
Bro, I was finally able to tongue spear Megumi last night, and as I suspected, she was clean as hell!
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Long Spear
A word describing a massive penis, with the strength and power of a God inside a mortal man. Usually used in the context to describe an asian man with glasses and pimples, due to the stereotypes of asian men having a small penis.
'OMG, did you see Brian's Long Spear yesterday? I couldn't even see the other side of it!'
'Long Spears are an exotic type of abnormally large sexual components of the male species. Homosapians who wield these powers have large amounts of female attraction.'
'Long Spears are an exotic type of abnormally large sexual components of the male species. Homosapians who wield these powers have large amounts of female attraction.'
Long Spear by LongSpearMaster25 September 9, 2019
Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks
Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?
Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!
Tito: It looks angry!
Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!
Tito: It looks angry!
Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks by Chin Nutz September 27, 2009
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Britney Spears by PopGuru August 24, 2015
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