spawfe 

A killer YouTube channel created by a couple laxbros. My little bro Khoi and his friend Tanner. They do cool shit all the time. Bunch of hood shit, except not in the hood. Go give em a subscribe and thumbs up. Don't forget to turn on the notification bell.

"Dude have you watched the new Spawfe vlog? Shit's tight." "I can't wait to buy some Spawfe merch."

spawfe by Shniz December 14, 2018

Spaffers 

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum

I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum

Spaffers by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

sparfed 

A synonym for zooted, but exclusively for weed.

When you're so fucking high out of your mind that you're on the floor cry-laughing at the dumbest shit, and eating a box full of stale oreos because they're so damn good.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA EYEBROWS"
"Dude, you are so fucking sparfed right now."

sparfed by cryptidcrackshack August 29, 2022

Spafe 

Especially safe

K: hey
G: hey
Me: hey, you guys are pretty darn spafe.

Spafe by H-meister April 27, 2010

Spawned 

When someone’s appears out of fucking nowhere.

Guy 1: Holy shit mike where the fuck did you come from!
Mike:I just spawned

Spawned by sen_ November 20, 2017

Spawney Melt 

Someone who is lucky, fortunate or to be envied. For example a lottery winner, a goofy teenage boy with a perfect girlfriend or a gentleman in an internet video who is accompanied by several young ladies, all whom seem bent upon out performing each other at a variety of sexual acts upon his person.

I've just seen a 17 year old with his perfect girlfriend at the airport. They are on their way to Spain for 2 weeks where they will no doubt have 36,698 24 second shags. The Spawney Melt. I should have whispered to him that girls are supposed to have orgasms too.

Spawney Melt by dogegg July 13, 2011

spaffed 

when someone cums somewhere

I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head

spaffed by Smelting June 1, 2006