Definitions by Jzaags

Spunkalepsy 

The act of passing out/falling asleep right after you jizz. Instantly fall asleep after finale

Dont expect me to cuddle after I fuck you, I suffer from spunkalepsy

Spunkalepsy by Jzaags January 28, 2020

Restless Pelvic Syndrome 

The uncontrollable act of humping anything, even the air. Your hips constantly thrust as if you're fucking. It is a neuropathic condition that can be combined with the Zaggman for a dramatic affect.

Dont mind me humping your butt, I suffer from Restless Pelvic Syndrome..

Restless Pelvic Syndrome by Jzaags January 28, 2020