The uncontrollable act of humping anything, even the air. Your hips constantly thrust as if you're fucking. It is a neuropathic condition that can be combined with the Zaggman for a dramatic affect.
Dont mind me humping your butt, I suffer from Restless Pelvic Syndrome..
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The act of passing out/falling asleep right after you jizz. Instantly fall asleep after finale
Dont expect me to cuddle after I fuck you, I suffer from spunkalepsy
