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An individual of hispanic ancestry with below-average intelligence. Originates from descriptive of residents of much-maligned Northen New Mexico town of Espanola or, in local parlance, Spana, whose residents frequently are the butt of derogatory jokes. A simple spaniard.
Anthony is a typical spanard - one time that simple vato was cruising and he got lost because the lights on the Sonic sign were out and he didn't know when to turn around.
by Hilltopper December 15, 2008
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