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a spatard:
a person or persons exhibiting behavior consistent with being both a spastic and a retard simultaneously.

slang for idiot,langer, fool, gobshite, eejit, spanner, wanker
the pub was full of spatards so i went home

spatard by annie cronin August 28, 2007
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An individual of hispanic ancestry with below-average intelligence. Originates from descriptive of residents of much-maligned Northen New Mexico town of Espanola or, in local parlance, Spana, whose residents frequently are the butt of derogatory jokes. A simple spaniard.
Anthony is a typical spanard - one time that simple vato was cruising and he got lost because the lights on the Sonic sign were out and he didn't know when to turn around.
spanard by Hilltopper December 15, 2008
adjective. Label or description of a man or a woman of spanish decent and or of spanish origin (i.e. Cubans, Mexicans, Filipinos) acting like a bastard.

Can also be used as an insult.
'You met jose the other day?'
'just another spanard..'
'I hear that.'
spanard by Just in. March 4, 2009

spanardo 

a person who has all the qualities of a spanner and a tardo
sarah is such a spanardo
spanardo by michael mc gough November 1, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026