spazwich
A thin slice of slow-smoked spaz, a sheet of cheese, a little coating of enigmatic mustard between two slices of white city funk.
"Take a bite out of that spazwich and try not to choke on the thick, retarded relish"
or, more simply:
"you're a spazwich"
or, more simply:
"you're a spazwich"
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