Sampire

The most amazing loving man in the world. Smart, funny, loving, strong, amazing, and simply the best.
He is divone <3!

Sampire is my azizam

by ayeshiaa January 7, 2012

Spampire

A combination of the words "spam" and "vampire" used for describing marketers, particularly telemarketers (voice spam), spammers (e-spam), door-to-door sales persons/solicitors (direct spam) and anyone who adds your e-mail to their e-news letter or blog without your consent (more e-spam) such as "life-style coaches" and "business" consultants. The term is applied appropriately to anyone who is performing the life sucking annoyance of sending you unwanted voice mail, spam, knocking on your door to get you to buy or sign something or otherwise accosting you on the street with a clipboard. Unlike vampires, they are usually resistant to garlic, holy water and the cross. However, just like vampires, a good sturdy wooden stake through the heart should dispatch them forever. Girlscouts fall into this category when perched in front of grocery stores hawking cookies.

Sorry I was late, the spampires were out in full annoyance today and I could barely answer my phone, email, or go anywhere without tripping over one.

by Whodang October 25, 2012

simpire

Used to describe a large group of simps; an empire of simps

Belle Delphine has a simpire in her following.

by DrRwWwWrRr April 29, 2021

Samire

Samire Is loving and loyal. He also has dark side, if you make him mad he will take yo bitch and bone her down with his 7in.

Have u seen Samire? He so cute

by Qt.Samire October 3, 2019

shampires

Bullshit vampires / Vampires that are a sham, fake or do not fit the criteria of a true vampire.

Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.

ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''

by Live To Win July 7, 2010

sampreeti

'Sampreeti' translated to English stands for 'with love'. It's a cute name for an equally cute girl who also happens to be *wild* in bed. So, good for you😉

You are lucky to have Sampreeti as your girlfriend

by Nothereforever November 7, 2020

sampreet

A very intellectual, strong and sexy guy. Usually a brunette and definitely the most interesting man you know. If you know a man with the name, consider yourself the luckiest and most honored person on the planet

Damn, look at Sampreet, I wish I was him

by helljack November 22, 2021