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The result of a male ejaculating or cum or seamen
First known usage was in the mid 1990's from a woman who lived and worked in Virginia, USA.
Quoat: " I wish the damn people in the laundry department would get out all the spamoogi stains in the sheets!"

Pronounced : Spa-moo-gee
Jesus..., did you see the load of spamoogi I shot on her Trampstamp
Crap, I got spamoogi all over my clothes!
by Indiana Jonesie December 04, 2006
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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