spaghetti-ho

slutty Italian girl, enjoys spaghetti and sex after being spent too much money on.

Tom- "Hey guys, so last night when I was looking for a new car, I bumped across this fine spaghetti-ho.."
Dave- "Your mom's a spaghetti-ho"
Tony- "Fuck you, Dave, Tom's mom is Polish"

by DanielBrowniel October 18, 2008

Spaghetti Ho

(1) A girl who doesn't know she's bisexual until she hooks up with a girl. OR (2) When the striker knocks a ball into the left side pocket of a slappy-ball table, thus blocking any shots of redemption...R.O.N.

(1) Spaghetti Hoes appear on "Maury", like Jilian, and think that they like doodes, until they get it on with a fly hunny (2) Oh Shit, Ned, you get a point b/c i have no shot of redemption after that spaghetti ho!

by Ned & Carmen February 6, 2006

Spaghetti Ho

Derived from the product "Spaghetti O's"

1) Someone who is mind-numbingly obsessed with eating spaghetti

2) A girl who shows off their cleavage while wearing spaghetti straps

3) Someone who has a spaghetti fetish

1) Oh man, I am such a spaghetti ho! I had spaghetti for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the past week and a half!

2) Look at that spaghetti ho wearing that low cut tank top with spaghetti straps

3) Spaghetti really turns me on. I think I'm a spaghetti ho.

by Seabmoby November 17, 2009

spaghetti house

Retro slang for vagina

Jen's spaghetti house tasted more like clam sauce than it did al fresca.

by The LLama June 11, 2013

spaghetti hole

Based on the term Spaghettification in the book, A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking. Spaghettification being the vertical stretching and horizontal compression of objects into long thin shapes (rather like spaghetti) in a very strong gravitational field, and is caused by extreme tidal forces. In the most extreme cases, near black holes, makeing the spaghetti hole look alot like an anus.

If I stuck it in her colostomy bag wouldn't that be sticking it in her spaghetti hole by proxy?

by Dr. Spaghetti September 22, 2010

spaghetti-hoe

noun: 1. skinny, crack whore. 2. anorexic sluty female. 3. bony hoe.

1. "That fucking spaghetti-hoe fits in size 2 in the newborn section of sears."
2. (When you see one walking by) "Uh oh, spaghetti-hoe!"

by Cassie Cortes October 12, 2005

spaghetti hoop

a snacc that must be consumed, cold and straight from the tin with fork, preferably in the shower or bath.

a person who is cute that you want to eat in the shower.

my boyfriend is totally a spaghetti hoop.

why?
because i wanna blow him in the shower.

by Nelly word January 7, 2021