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spaghetti-ho 

slutty Italian girl, enjoys spaghetti and sex after being spent too much money on.
Tom- "Hey guys, so last night when I was looking for a new car, I bumped across this fine spaghetti-ho.."
Dave- "Your mom's a spaghetti-ho"
Tony- "Fuck you, Dave, Tom's mom is Polish"
spaghetti-ho by DanielBrowniel October 18, 2008
Words you can keep

Spaghetti Ho 

(1) A girl who doesn't know she's bisexual until she hooks up with a girl. OR (2) When the striker knocks a ball into the left side pocket of a slappy-ball table, thus blocking any shots of redemption...R.O.N.
(1) Spaghetti Hoes appear on "Maury", like Jilian, and think that they like doodes, until they get it on with a fly hunny (2) Oh Shit, Ned, you get a point b/c i have no shot of redemption after that spaghetti ho!
Spaghetti Ho by Ned & Carmen February 6, 2006

Spaghetti Ho 

Derived from the product "Spaghetti O's"

1) Someone who is mind-numbingly obsessed with eating spaghetti

2) A girl who shows off their cleavage while wearing spaghetti straps

3) Someone who has a spaghetti fetish
1) Oh man, I am such a spaghetti ho! I had spaghetti for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the past week and a half!

2) Look at that spaghetti ho wearing that low cut tank top with spaghetti straps

3) Spaghetti really turns me on. I think I'm a spaghetti ho.
Spaghetti Ho by Seabmoby November 17, 2009

spaghetti house 

Jen's spaghetti house tasted more like clam sauce than it did al fresca.
spaghetti house by The LLama June 11, 2013

spaghetti hole 

Based on the term Spaghettification in the book, A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking. Spaghettification being the vertical stretching and horizontal compression of objects into long thin shapes (rather like spaghetti) in a very strong gravitational field, and is caused by extreme tidal forces. In the most extreme cases, near black holes, makeing the spaghetti hole look alot like an anus.
If I stuck it in her colostomy bag wouldn't that be sticking it in her spaghetti hole by proxy?
spaghetti hole by Dr. Spaghetti September 22, 2010

spaghetti-hoe 

noun: 1. skinny, crack whore. 2. anorexic sluty female. 3. bony hoe.
1. "That fucking spaghetti-hoe fits in size 2 in the newborn section of sears."
2. (When you see one walking by) "Uh oh, spaghetti-hoe!"
spaghetti-hoe by Cassie Cortes October 12, 2005

spaghetti hoop

a snacc that must be consumed, cold and straight from the tin with fork, preferably in the shower or bath.

a person who is cute that you want to eat in the shower.
my boyfriend is totally a spaghetti hoop.

why?
because i wanna blow him in the shower.
spaghetti hoop by Nelly word January 7, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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