Bereft of his ability to fly and with nowhere to go, a courageous bat climbed aboard our Discovery with stars in his weak little eyes. The launch commenced, and Spacebat trembled as his frail mammalian body was gently pushed skyward. For the last time, he felt the primal joy of flight; for the first, the indescribable feeling of ascending toward his dream—a place far away from piercing screeches and crowded caves, stretching forever into fathomless blackness.

Whether he was consumed in the exhaust flames or frozen solid in the stratosphere is of no concern. We know that Spacebat died, but his dream will live on in all of us.

"On a cool spring eve March 15th, 2009 a bat, crippled and wistful, clung to the Space Shuttle Discovery as it was thrust toward the great beyond. Goodbye and godspeed, my magnificent Spacebat."

-gizmodo.com

Spacebat by AmbroseKalifornia March 19, 2009

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Spacegoat

A Draenei.

Draenei are blue humanoids with tentacles sticking out of them and goat hooves. They traveled from Outland/Draenor to Azeroth on a dimensional spaceship called the Exodar and crash-landed on Azuremyst Isle.

So, basically, they are goats from space.

Why the heck are there so many Spacegoats in Goldshire today?

Spacegoat by Night Elf August 12, 2008

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spaceboarding

The transportation of butt juice from one fool's anal cavity to another's through a tube, usually see through, but that is not entirely necessary. Sometimes it is perforated, but that can get messy.

Last night I had a galactic spaceboarding adventure.
O Yeah.

Bart: You wanna go to the movies?
Raul: Naw, lets go spaceboarding.
Bart: I'm down.
Raul: Quiet, troll.

spaceboarding by Chupa Kabbra April 1, 2007

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Spacebound

The act of being in love.

Jeff has my heart Spacebound.

Spacebound by corenabeanuh June 14, 2011

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