skyence 

The study of the sky.

Students, today we will be doing skyence.

skyence by The Mediterranean Sea January 5, 2018

soyence 

Soyence is the abuse of science (or pseudoscience) to push a political agenda. In soyence, data is cherry picked or even invented to prove a supposed point. Anything which contradicts it is ignored, or accused of being patriarchal etc. Unlike real science, it does not tolerate multiple viewpoints, or require proper peer review. Like real science, it does change, but only to support whatever political viewpoint is fashionable this week.

"Have a look at this article in the Guardian which says gravity is a social construct and discriminates against big people."
"Nah, mate, that's just soyence."

"It's really ageist not allowing ten year olds to drive trucks. Scientists say they have great communication skills and spatial awareness."
"That's soyence too."

"Fact check: Humans are just another type of animal, and chimps share 99% of our DNA. Therefore chimps should be given complete human rights."

"Fact checked by soyence more like."

soyence by RayBidd May 11, 2021

Syence

Syence, is a beautiful, pretty, cute girl who loves to just eat! She's the girl that everyone would want at a party! She's that loud you you just wanna slap sometimes! Shes the one that would murder someone who murdered. She's also the one who laugh out of nowhere! She's a girl who's the life of a party!

Syence is just so pretty!

Syence by maae February 16, 2015

Skience 

SkienceSkientific

Ski-ence; a emphasis to a statement that makes , pefect plane sense, as a pun on the mainstream scientific conclusions that do not make sense.

Used after a described conclusion that makes total sense yet goes against the mainstream scientific conclusions, "skience."

Skientific, ski-en-tif-ic;.

"Pressure transfers accross the earths tectonic plates. We can see this through skientific study that DUTCHSINSE has displayed daily for the last 5 years."

Also can be used at the end of the described mainstream scientific conclusions that does not make since inlight of other data.

"Pressure does not transfer across the earths tectonic plates, we know this because of are skientific studies."

Skience by a member June 10, 2018