soups and salads

another term for masturbation

"hey how'd you get that white stuff on your apron?"

"well i was doing soups and salads at work and it got a little messy."

by fairedepipi March 29, 2007

soup and salad

The act in which a person consumes a large amount of laxitive and proceeds to have their salad tossed while blasting diarrhea into the persons mouth.

Oh baby, I'm so bored with always getting a hot lunch from you, will you give me a soup and salad?

by Mike February 18, 2004

Soup n Salad

When you take a hit with nicotine and finish with a hit of marijuana

Bro I ate some Soup n Salad

by Hentai Connoisseur February 16, 2021

unlimited soup and salad

A sexual act in which one person is tossing the salad (analingus) of another while the other person has a bad case of diarrhea even after the tosse has been deflicated on they keep going back in for more

Had a girl down for a rusty trombone, surprised her with unlimited soup and salad

by thunderkleez December 07, 2013

Soup and Salad

One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.

I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad

by Robert Worden February 11, 2018

Soup Salad

When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.

“So, I got some soup salad stuck in my teeth last night. Hehehe dont need floss!”

by 0712 August 09, 2018