soups and salads

another term for masturbation

"hey how'd you get that white stuff on your apron?"

"well i was doing soups and salads at work and it got a little messy."

soups and salads by fairedepipi April 9, 2007

unlimited soup and salad 

A sexual act in which one person is tossing the salad (analingus) of another while the other person has a bad case of diarrhea even after the tosse has been deflicated on they keep going back in for more

Had a girl down for a rusty trombone, surprised her with unlimited soup and salad

unlimited soup and salad by thunderkleez December 7, 2013

soup and salad 

The act in which a person consumes a large amount of laxitive and proceeds to have their salad tossed while blasting diarrhea into the persons mouth.

Oh baby, I'm so bored with always getting a hot lunch from you, will you give me a soup and salad?

soup and salad by Mike February 18, 2004

Soup and Salad 

One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.

I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad

Soup and Salad by Robert Worden May 5, 2018

the soup is cold and the salad is hot 

A meme with multiple layers. The original dialogue is from the Sonic Boom cartoon. In the show, Dr. Eggman complains that his soup is cold and his salad is hot, then exclaims "How is that even possible!?". People soon found that the dialogue fits with the song "Red Sun" from Metal Gear Rising Revengence. They replaced the line "When the wind is low, and the fire is hot," with "The soup is cold, and the salad is hot!".

Eggman: The soup is cold and the salad is hot! How is that even possible!?

"When the soup is cold, and the salad is hot, the vulture waits to see what rots."

the soup is cold and the salad is hot by Chess_The_Mut October 16, 2022